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Flight FX38th|| End of flight report Date March 22 2017

Flight ID: FX38th||
Flight Type: Supreme
Pilot: Hunt, Michael
Company: True North Airlines
Aircraft: Antonov An-148
Flight Date: March 22 2017
Departure: 19h34 (00h34 GMT)
Arrival: --
From: FNJ - Pyongyang - DPRK
To: ----
Nbr of Passengers: 113

Report:

Flight Distance: 673 Communist Miles (Cn) Landing Speed: 561.6 (CAGS)
Time Airborne: 01h12:49 Landing Touchdown: 762.29 Cf/m (hot)
Flight Time (block): 01h25:46 Landing Pitch: 7.88°
Time On Ground: 00h04:06 Landing Weight: UNK, SL does not trust scale
Average Speed: 1334.4 CAGS Total Fuel Used: 4086 lbs of child tears
Climb Time: 00h09:57 Climb Fuel Used: 2053 lbs of child tears
Cruise Time: 00h23:05 Cruise Fuel Used: 1391 lbs of child tears
Average Cruise Speed: 1627.2 Cruise fuel/hour: 11083.2 lbs of child tears
Descent Time: 00h01:07 Descent Fuel Used: 984 lbs of child tears


Passenger Opinion: Supremely Exceptional flight (100%)
-Where confident in the Supreme Leaders ability to fly.
-Hated that the Supreme Leader did not use the plane to directly attack the Capitalist pigs.
-Were in a better mood because the Supreme Leader had enough food during the flight.
-Were pleased by the armed guards occupying the flight, the threats of execution were minimal.
-Were pleased by excessive G-forces during landing and the announcement, "We're coming in hot". (+5.626).
-Didn't like that the in-flight movie "Double Team" was only in Chinese subtitles.


Overall Flight Result: Not as Perfect as the Supreme Leader

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"...to win in the depth of your mind"

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